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  • Chris Mort in Shocking Inconsistent and Inaccurate Football Knowledge

    After watching Newcastle side get a vital away point at St. Andrew’s yesterday, United chairman Chris Mort is admitted that He and Mike Ashley were surprised by our relegation dogfight and said it was the last thing on their minds when they took over the club last summer.

    I told you both, I was also as surprise as you two about the very poor season we’re in this year. This is the worst season we …

  • Mixed Emotions, You’re not the only one…

    Dear Toon Army, We are reaching the most worst season in the last ten years history of a roller coaster ride Newcastle United. Honesty, I never thought we could be end up in this situaton and to read my best folk write so sad match report…

    Been read some hapless post on the greatest Toon Forum before I write my own post here, I’ve seen the Toon Army for the very first time are giving …

  • They’re Never Learn How To Quit, Aren’t They?

    First, they keep repeating the news about how Keegan return is something that the earth will never witnessed any success, and now the latest silly reports about any new consortium vows to buy Newcastle United from Mike Ashley.

    If I were Mike Ashley or as rich as he is, the first thing that I will do is to buy those stupid internet news media and shut their mouth off and told them to write any …

  • Happy Chinese New Year To All Who Celebrate It

    I’m sorry for being inactive for the last four days because I’ve been away to a small island to celebrate Chinese New Year where no internet connection available and I just get back today and found out Newcastle’s latest game result.

    It was something quite shocking and very disappointing one. I’ve read that we were great in first half and Owen has scores again in two successive matches, but again we’re losing the moment in …

  • Keegan Demands Toon Lads To Double Their Performance On Tuesday

    Kevin Keegan has told the United players to convert their first-half performance during Saturday’s FA Cup defeat at Arsenal and challenged them to produce that level of performance throughout the full 90 minutes for Tuesday’s league fixture.

    Last Saturday’s opening period saw the Magpies performing their best football of the season, with determination and the “Keegan’s” attacking style, United team has given some real test to the home side.

    Newcastle has at least two great …

  • Black Listed For Unballanced Views and UnEarthly News

    These names are not the right person to look for any ballance and proper news or views regarding to Newcastle United. SuperMac, Bob Moncur, Roger Tames, Wankers on the BBC tea time news. Alan Oliver, John Gibson, are all, in a word – Useless!

    SuperMac is a fool, there is no fool like an old fool. Fingers in the ears he is and unflinching and unapologetic in his arrogance. Debate, opinions, ideas = SuperMac = …

  • The Death of Hope

    Throughout it all, when our directors abused the fans and needlessly insulted smaller clubs, when they trousered pile after pile of our money in dodgy deals and shameless larceny.

    When we signed Lee fu**ing Bowyer and showed we stood for nothing, when we allowed Paul Stretford to have an office at our home ground, even when we hired Graeme Souness in the worst executive decision of all time.

    I could console myself that it wouldn’t …

  • False Judgements from the United Outsiders

    I have found another hypocrite type of journalist in today’s SkySports news. That man, Paul Hayward reckons there is a “terminal rift” at Newcastle, which will see Sam Allardyce shown the door in the next few weeks.

    Daily Mail’s Hayward feels Allardyce has now lost the trust of his players – and that is one of the biggest problems for the former Bolton boss. For the God’s sake, how in this earth he will know …

  • So What Could Go Wrong At Newcastle?

    Just some immediate thoughts which no doubt some of you will probably have mentioned elsewhere.

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    Well first of all, some of you wanted Barton out – you got it. Some of you wanted Butt out – you got it. Some of you wanted Martins out – you got it. Some of you wanted Cacapa out – you got it. And some of you wanted Taylor, Faye, Emre & Duff in – you got it.

    Most …

  • Toon Supporters Finally Backing The Team 200%

    There’s one interesting news today about how supporters can have an effect to the players performance. Mark Hughes said that the mansgers of any team have got to make sure the players you have are able to cope with the demands of the football club they’re playing for.

    Mark Hughes not just good as a player, but he also have good thought about geting players to play for him. Wor Allardyce can only hope his …